Nvm. Got it.
function get_info(){
$con=mysqli_connect("localhost","showdown_info","B!k012689","showdown_articles") or die('Could not connect to database');
$result = mysqli_query($con, "SELECT * FROM links WHERE ID='kys1' ORDER BY Postdate DESC LIMIT 1");
$row = mysqli_fetch_array($result);
echo $row['Title'], ' ', $row['URL'];
}
ob_start();
get_info();
$output = ob_get_clean();
$content = $connection->post(‘statuses/update’, array(‘status’ => $output));
var_dump($content);
?>